blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via insidiousmuppet)

taplaos:

 A dreaming Chesnaught (▰˘◡˘▰)

(via s-a-w-s-buck)

themondaynightwars:

thesmackdownhotel:

the-thurst-is-real:

When you accidentally spell ‘nwo’ when you meant ‘now’

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(via cockman-dickman)

(Source: 7ae, via wakingupsnorlax)

manders-the-musician:

The accuracy of this statement is too true and too funny. 

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

(Source: royalteens, via lez-strange)

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

(Source: effington, via this-one-bites)

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

(via this-one-bites)

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

(via eightails)